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Weekly Horoscopes by Eugenia Last



Libra-born Weird Al Yankovic (Oct. 23, 1959) has been around a long time. His humoristic humanitarian way of musically assessing and professing his satirical point of view has remained refreshing for several decades. His ridiculous yet sublime linguistic work made me want to take a closer look at the man himself.

     From everything I have read about Weird Al, I couldn't help thinking that there is a deep and mysterious side to him. I can remember when I first heard his rendition of "My Sharona," "My Bologna"; I thought, Who is this guy? Turns out he is a very late Libra by sun sign, but truth be known, it's the strong Virgo-Scorpio-Capricorn influence that has driven him to success.

     Given all the seriousness his chart possesses, Yankovic still remains satirically comical and light-hearted, but don't let that fool you. Within that brilliantly funny, odd way of expressing himself is a message that cannot be denied. This is where his Scorpio traits unfold and, of course, with the Virgo and Capricorn complimenting this highly talented and original artist, you can see that he is meticulous, ambitious and not likely to make a mistake or let his success go to his head.

     Keep it coming Weird Al -- you are truly a bright light.



Monthly Forecast for October

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't get bullied or let someone take credit for your ideas. Opportunity is present, but you must be ready, willing and able to take what you deserve.

     TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20): Keep life simple and stay focused on striving to get ahead. Refuse to let an emotional situation escalate into a problem at work.

     GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't let your good fortune be tarnished by taking unnecessary shortcuts that can damage your reputation. Be honest and maintain your integrity.

     CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't let unexpected change lead to an unsavory situation. Adaptability and willingness to try new things will be what saves you from an unfortunate situation.

     LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Try your hand at something new. Expand your friendships and engage in activities that will broaden your awareness and opportunity. Explore your options and improve your lifestyle.

     VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Revisit your strategy and approach to responsibilities and the people you partner with. An emotional situation will turn out to be costly. Cut your losses.

     LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Emotional matters will bring about unexpected alterations in the way you think and how you live. Compromise will be required and can help you ease stress and find workable solutions.

     SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Keep your personal life a secret. Make unusual changes at home that will help you move forward and change your lifestyle.

     SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Participate in causes and lend a helping hand. Change will result in satisfaction, happiness and success. Love is in the stars.

     CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Say little, observe and learn all you can. Stick close to home and avoid altercations that can slow you down or leave you in a precarious position.

     AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A change in a legal, medical or financial matter will offer you greater opportunities to follow your dreams. Contracts are favored, along with unexpected financial gain.

     PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Keep your plans a secret until you have everything signed, sealed and delivered. A partnership problem can be expected.

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